There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What? Yes.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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