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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

I like colin but not as much as apple

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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