- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon