When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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