Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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