Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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