a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Winter

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

woman..parallel parking

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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