KONY 2012

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Cripples are lame.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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