What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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honest politician

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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women rights

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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