- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

I can count to potato.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Women's rights

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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