- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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