- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

VAGINA.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Nickelback

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Female rights.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Feminism.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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