Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Moo! I'm a goat!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How old is your mom Dead

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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