Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

These Jokes suck.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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