Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Cancer.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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The Morman Religion.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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