- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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