Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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