Muslim athletes.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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ur gay

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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