TIMMY

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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dead dibbs

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