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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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