Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Anti Joke

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