What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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