- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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