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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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bologna

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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