- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??