Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Youre mom is so dead...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Sammi suck kyles chode

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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