im a willy bum bum

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Anti Joke

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