- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

My name is Harry.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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