- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

everybody loves raymond

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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