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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

what did the old lady die of old age...

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

a black guy walks into a black bar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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