Your Mom!!!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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