When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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long in the tooth!

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Seven

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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