- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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