- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Vagina.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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