Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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tims sty:)

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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