- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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