- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Take wrong turns

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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