- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Obamacare

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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