- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

VAGINA.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's white and gluey Glue

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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