- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice belt.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Jews

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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