- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Muslim athletes.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

42, that is all

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Who wants $300? Me too.

The Game.

book 'em danno

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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