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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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