What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Safe sex MR

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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