why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Women's Rights Movement

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Poop!!

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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