Vagina cream... end of story

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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9/11

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Dislike this.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Xzibit

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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