Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Here's another:

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Vagina cream... end of story

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Xzibit

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The NBA and womens sports

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops