Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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