- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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