- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Women's Rights

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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