Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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pauls tuck

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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