A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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I'm sn otter

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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