How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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