Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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