- Anti Joke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

who ever is reading this....

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

A blind man walks into a wall.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

National security?