- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Kys

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Who is it?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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