Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What happen? Idk...

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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