- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

whats one plus one penis

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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