So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Catholicism.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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