- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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