- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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