- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

42, that is all

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Today is March 22.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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