Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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