Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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FUCK THE JEWS

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Mullets

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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