- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Justin Bieber.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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