Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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