- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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