Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Penis-biter

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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