- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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