What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Banana Hamock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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