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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How do you make a car? You build it.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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