a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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world peace

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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