- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

I'm hungry.

my gramma died

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How many light bulbs? 1

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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