- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Poop

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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