- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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