What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Asians

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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