What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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