BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

banana

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Keanu Reaves

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Women's Rights Movement

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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