how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A blind man watches TV

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Dont read this joke

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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