what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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