There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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