why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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