Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Wigan.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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An Artic Storm.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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