I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock ...

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

One day a man walked into a wall

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

women's rights

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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