- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

where's mom I killed her

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

knock knock whos their a person

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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