Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Take wrong turns

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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scientology.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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