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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A white person at Harvard

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

5 people are walking

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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